I know y’all are waiting with baited breath — wait, hold do you bait breath? Like a putting a worm on a fishing line or something?

***Googles***

Right, as I was saying, I know y’all are waiting with bated breath for me to publish all of those reader-submitted holiday-party “yowzas” I asked you to email me yesterday. But, let’s give that one more day to marinate — build the suspense.

(You can still get in the on the party. Just read yesterday’s post and holler at your boy).

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