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Before the champagne pops and the Slack notifications finally stop, it’s worth pausing to reflect on what actually defined the workplace this year.

Not the initiatives.
Not the slogans.
The refrains.

Some of these are healthy habits. Others are the phrases that tend to show up right before problems do.

Here’s what kept ending up on repeat in 2025. Continue reading

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A Helpful Guide for People About to Hit “Send” Anyway

Despite decades of evidence, some professionals continue to believe Christmas Eve is an appropriate time to introduce new thoughts into the workplace. It is not.

For those who remain uncertain, what follows is a non-exhaustive list of email subject lines that function as a legally binding confession: I should not be sending this today. Continue reading

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Millions of Americans will sit down tomorrow and pretend that every dish on the table is:

  • cooked through (optimistically),
  • technically food, and
  • made with love,

when in reality at least three items will be:

  • described as “interesting,”
  • wrapped in foil that looks suspiciously like it came straight from a minivan, and
  • transported in a Tupperware container from 1998.

So once again, in the name of democracy and questionable priorities, I’m opening the 2025 Thanksgiving Food Ballot, where voters will select their favorites across four key categories.

This is not a poll.

This is Election Night coverage nobody asked for.

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Subject: Out of Office – Fly Eagles Fly!

I am currently out of the office, celebrating the Eagles’ Super Bowl victory with thousands of my closest friends (and one very excited son). If you need immediate assistance, please ask yourself, “Is this more important than the Birds winning it all?” If yes, I’ll question your priorities (and consider reporting you to the General Counsel) when I return. If no, I’ll be back on Monday, hopefully with my voice intact.

Go birds!🦅🏆 Continue reading

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