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🦃 Welcome to the The Employer Handbook Annual Thanksgiving Food Poll: 2025 Edition
Millions of Americans will sit down tomorrow and pretend that every dish on the table is:
- cooked through (optimistically),
- technically food, and
- made with love,
when in reality at least three items will be:
- described as “interesting,”
- wrapped in foil that looks suspiciously like it came straight from a minivan, and
- transported in a Tupperware container from 1998.
So once again, in the name of democracy and questionable priorities, I’m opening the 2025 Thanksgiving Food Ballot, where voters will select their favorites across four key categories.
This is not a poll.
This is Election Night coverage nobody asked for.
Friends, colleagues, HR professionals, risk managers, compliance nerds, and the occasional law student who wandered here by mistake, I never thought this day would come. 
