Subject: Out of Office – Fly Eagles Fly!

Internal:
Subject: Out of Office – Fly Eagles Fly!

I am currently out of the office, celebrating the Eagles’ Super Bowl victory with thousands of my closest friends (and one very excited son). If you need immediate assistance, please ask yourself, “Is this more important than the Birds winning it all?” If yes, I’ll question your priorities (and consider reporting you to the General Counsel) when I return. If no, I’ll be back on Monday, hopefully with my voice intact.

Go birds!🦅🏆

External:
Subject: Out of Office – Parade Prep in Progress

Thank you for your email. I am currently out of the office, participating in an important civic event—the Eagles’ Super Bowl parade. Rest assured, I will return to my legal duties after celebrating this historic occasion. If your matter is urgent, please contact David Renner, a Steelers fan, at david.renner@pierferd.com or Gordon Berger, a Giants fan, at gordon.berger@pierferd.com. Otherwise, I will respond as soon as I recover from the confetti and victory chants. Fly, Eagles, Fly!

Go birds! 🦅🏆