If you’re considering adding pole dancing to your new-employee orientation, you should reconsider.

September 7, 2018 | by Eric B. Meyer

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Allow me to educate you, limerick style.

There once was a principal in China.
Who thought, “Pole dancing? There’s nothing finer.”
On the first day of educating,
the kids found her gyrating,
and now she’s on the unemployment line-a.

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