Now THAT’s a good one! The most unique late-to-work excuses revealed.

On the heels of the excuses we’ve been hearing this week from meteorologists on the east coast about the transformation of Snowmageddon to #Snowperbole…

— well, at least one weatherperson owned it

…What better way to end the week than with a list of creative excuses; namely,’s top 10 from its recent Most Bizarre Late-to-Work Excuses survey. While “I got jammed up at a pajama-jammy-jam” didn’t make the list, here’s what did:

  • I knocked myself out in the shower.
  • I was drunk and forgot which Waffle House I parked my car next to.
  • I discovered my spouse was having an affair, so I followed him this morning to find out who he was having an affair with.
  • Someone robbed the gas station I was at, and I didn’t have enough gas to get to another station.
  • I had to wait for the judge to set my bail.
  • There was a stranger sleeping in my car.
  • A deer herd that was moving through town made me late.
  • I’m not late. I was thinking about work on the way in.
  • I dreamed that I got fired.
  • I went out to my car to drive to work, and the trunk had been stolen out of it.

What’s the best late-for-work excuse you’ve heard from one of your employees? And who ya got Sunday in the Super Bowl? Let me know in the comments below…

Have a nice weekend.

  • Gene Auman

    How about did not hear from employee but read in the police blotter that she was arrested for passing a stolen script and forging the Dr’s name for a narcotic. Later she called and said she was dealing with a personal problem and “probably would not be in today”.