Ranking the Thanksgiving turkey(s) and sides: The Employer Handbook Top 20

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This is not up for debate.

  1. Sweet potato casserole with marshmallows **kisses fingers**
  2. Macaroni and cheese
  3. Stuffing
  4. Homemade mashed potatoes
  5. Cornbread
  6. Gravy (bonus points for sausage)
  7. Turkey
  8. Canned cranberry sauce
  9. Corn
  10. Roasted vegetables
  11. Homemade cranberry sauce
  12. Brussel sprouts
  13. Green bean casserole
  14. Turducken
  15. Instant mashed potatoes or any other wannabe mashed potatoes such as cauliflower puree
  16. Macaroni and cheese combined with any vegetable
  17. Anything with kale, quinoa, or other alleged “superfood.” (Unless your idea of superfood is bacon)
  18. Tofurkey
  19. Overcooked turkey
  20. Pearl onion casserole

Late November entrants that didn’t make the list: This turkey, this turkey, and this turkey.

Wishing you a safe and happy Thanksgiving, surrounded by friends and family!

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  • Heavy Metal Lawyer

    You or your loved ones must have a great recipe for sweet potato casserole. It’s never been a favorite of mine.

    • We cheat and get it from Whole Foods. Hopefully, Amazon can hook up some day-of delivery if we run out 😉